Funny stuff - NightMoves 10/07

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What the Stars are Saying
12 Astonishing Psychic predictions for 2007-2008
by the world-famous Rev. A. N. Blackwelder of Lubbock TX

1. Brittney Spears is now or will soon be expecting another child.
2. The US will not celebrate any Federal holidays during the months of March, April, June, and August of 2008.
3. A former or present world leader will die or retire or get elected to office sometime this year or next.
4. A well-known Hollywood couple will split up during the next year.
5. There will be a shooting involving someone in the Gansta Rap industry during 2008.
6. During November of 2007, I predict a significant increase in the number of turkey deaths.
7. A high-ranking Christian conservative preacher or politician will be accused of sexual indecency with a child or some kind of gay sex or both.
8. I foresee a fatal attack on a civilian by a police officer using a taser sometime this year; the officer will be suspended with pay, and later cleared of any wrongdoing.
9. A widely used prescription medication will be discovered to be very harmful.
10. A Palestinian civilian will blow himself up to protest Israeli occupation during 2008.
11. A pit bull attack in the upcoming year will disfigure and possibly kill a small child.
12. The Ku Klux Klan will reorganize to accept blacks and target Mexicans during 2008.

Reverend Aric Blackwelder first became famous in 2006, when he accurately predicted that Vice President Dick Cheney would shoot someone in the face with a shotgun - one month before it happened.

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