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NSA Report: Iran harboring millions of Arabs
The National Security Agency released a report last month that accuses Iran of harboring millions of Arabs. The report had earlier been given to members of the Senate Intelligence Committee and to the Bush Administration. The report also points out that the September 11 terrorist attacks were conducted by Arabs similar to the ones discovered in Iran.
According to a press release provided by the agency last month, the NSA data relied on sophisticated electronic surveillance and intelligence reports by covert operatives.
The report was given first to National Security Adviser Stephen Hadley in early January. Hadley’s office prepared a simplified briefing for President Bush that involved the use of hand puppets sometime in January. Vice President Cheney, already aware of the report, urged the NSA to make the information public, to drum up support for a new war.
It is still not certain when US planes will begin “Operation Stone Age”, a secret bombing plan that has been in the works for some time. It is widely believed that any war against Iran would be conducted strictly for humanitarian reasons, and that the people of Iran would happily welcome invading US troops as liberators.

One dead in collapse of home entertainment center
Texas City resident Stanley Bordwell, a self-described "sports fanatic," was crushed and killed on Super Bowl Sunday, when his seven-foot, 900-pound home entertainment center fell on him during the final seconds of the New England – New York matchup.
"It was horrible," said friend and neighbor Bill Gustafson, who was a witness to the tragic accident. "I thought the Patriots were going to win it all."
According to the Galveston County Medical Examiner, Bordwell and several friends decided to watch the game on Bordwell's living room television set because of its state-of-the-art 27-inch screen, a built-in digital satellite system and stereo surround sound. Ironically, these were the same factors that contributed to his death by crushing.
"It was horrible," said Christine Junker, a friend of Bordwell's who was on the couch at the time of the accident. "Everybody was stomping their feet, and I guess it made the TV fall. It hit Stan right on the top of his skull, and it just shattered—pieces of the picture tube were everywhere. We didn't know if Manning had gotten the pass off, if he was able to scramble out-of-bounds and stop the clock, or if he was sacked."
Emergency medical technicians soon arrived on the scene to assist Bordwell's panicked companions, but their efforts to restore the television's failing reception were in vain. "We got the radio working again," ambulance driver Greg Stuckney said. "But we couldn't find the game. I was trying to get something on AM when I noticed the blood."
Bordwell was pronounced dead at the scene.

New book suggests Kennedy wasn’t shot
A controversial new book about the 1963 assassination of President John F. Kennedy has raised questions not about the role of a lone gunman or a conspiracy of shooters, but about whether the late President was even shot at all.
While the book, Outside the Crosshairs, does not dispute the fact that a massive portion of Kennedy's skull was separated from his head during the 1963 Dallas visit, it maintains that the President died of natural causes after he suffered a rare and fatal explosive cranial trauma that was completely unrelated to gunshots.
"Certainly extreme force was involved in this tragic death," said Dr. Horace Mushi, the book's author and a professor of forensic proctology at the Forensic University of Central Kansas. "However, none of the available photographs or recorded footage proves that an actual bullet did anything to Kennedy. As scientists, therefore, we must consider all other possibilities, no matter how much they challenge the status quo."
Mushi himself favors an explanation known as the single-massive-spike-in-blood-pressure theory. “It’s not completely unheard of” he says, “and we do know that Kennedy was under a lot of pressure, had eaten Chinese food the night before with Duck sauce, and had a history of high blood pressure.”
Mushi spent over ten years researching the book, which is over 300 pages in length, and about 7 inches wide. The book is available nationwide at major book retailers.