Couple Found Frozen In Parking Lot

A married couple was found frozen in a local parking lot during the recent cold snap. They were Morris and Angela Mygraine of Galveston Island. The pair was last seen heading to east Texas to "see the snow". They made it as far as Baytown before the freeze set in.
The frozen bodies were discovered by an encyclopedia salesman, Bob George, who did not at first realize the pair was frozen. "I left them a brochure and started to leave, then noticed the guy's feet were melting. I checked his wallet and called 911 right away", George said.

Amazingly, the pair survived the ordeal with little harm. In fact, Morris was released after one day at Bacliff Medical Veterinary Clinic, and told us in a telephone interview, "Said my illness doctor mental be was going to not seldom dammit". Sources said he is suffering from temporary schzophrenia and complications from toe and penile amputations. Angela has been transferred to intensive care suffering from selective amnesia and nymphotic episodes.