The Last Young, Attractive, Slim Katrina Female
Has Been Rescued

In a press release from the Louisiana State Governor's Office April 7th, it was announced that there are no more slim, young, attractive, caucasian females (SYACFs) remaining to be "rescued" from the Gulf Coast. The last SYACF was shipped off to her aunt's home in Deleware at approximately 8:30 AM EST on that date.
Speaking to the press from beneath a paper mountain of offers for "relocation help" from middle-aged, middle class, overweight, balding, sexually disenfranchised men from all across North America, Governor's Office staff member Dale Michael LeBleaux offered the following statement:
"They're all gone, guys, I'm sorry. There are no more devastated and starving near-naked young vixens with large breasts left to be rescued. Every last SYACF has headed to the home of relatives or is enjoying a stay on a plush Yankee college campus while our city gets it's pants back up, and none of them have expressed interest in providing sexual favors to pot-bellied strangers in exchange for 'relocation and a fresh start' in Bacliff Texas or Snake Butte Idaho."
"We tried," said LeBleaux. "We printed out all the offers and taped them on the walls of the Superdome and various temporary shelters across three states so the gals could see them."
When asked if a fresh supply of nubile blond co-eds teetering on the brink of death might become available, the answer didn't offer much promise. "The city is water-free again," stated LeBleaux, "and some of the girls have already come back."
Also no longer in supply are attractive MILFs with grown children, displaced cheerleaders, or homeless strippers.