MISSING GIRL FOUND NAKED IN MAN'S BED

A 21 year old girl, reported missing by her boyfriend was found safe and sound, but naked, in a local bed. Sandy Butts was discovered asleep in the bed by Chrissie Erhead on Jan 1st, after a New Years Eve party. Erhead found the nude woman in her fiancee's bed, at a home in Bayview. Her fiancee, Bob Canastraka, claimed he had "absolutely no idea where that nude girl came from, or how she got into my bed. I woke up when Chrissie accidentally poured scalding water on my crotch, and there she was laying next to me".
The woman had to be revived using an ice-pick, but otherwise was unharmed. Butts apologized to the couple, and blamed the incident on sleepwalking, theorizing that she must have walked the eight miles in her sleep. Her boyfriend, Bill Ponzi, is just glad she returned safely. The mystery of how she got there may never be known. Ponzi found $300 and a pair of fishnet stockings in Butts' jacket, and $1,500 in Canestraka's underwear, but neither has any idea where they came from.

Coincidentally, the is the second time Erhead has found a nude woman in Canatraka's bed. Last year one was discovered in the same place, and turned out to be a fugitive from justice on a "Lewd Acts" charge. Police theorize she remained hidden in the bed for weeks without Canastraka's knowledge.