Miniature Capsule Will Carry Germs Throughout
The Universe

A 125 lb. capsule will be sent on a journey to distant solar systems in hope of someday curing diseases. The distance will require over 300 years. When the capsule arrives, it will make itself known to any inhabitants of the Omega 2 solar system by emitting radio, light, and audio signals.
Inside the capsule aliens will find samples of incurable diseases such as SARS, AIDS, and Ebola. Pictures depicting symptoms and a map showing where Earth is located will also be included. It is hoped some distant civilization will someday arrive with cures to these deadly germs.
The capsule is the brainchild of Egdar Woji, (shown) a NASA-trained Phlebotomist.