PROTECTED WITNESS ARRIVES HERE

Salvadore "Little Sharky" Moro, a witness against organized crime figures, has been accepted by the Federal Witness Protection Program operated by the US Marshalls Service.
Moro is best known for his testimony in the trial of Jose Canusi, convicted in a gangland loitering incident in 1998. A mafia "contract" worth hundreds of dollars was placed on his life. As part of the deal Moro will receive a sex change operation, a new name, new address, and a job.
Moro's new name will be Donatella Nobodi. He will be relocated to 6712 5th Street in San Leon, and will be working as a dancer for Zebras Cabaret.
Moro spent years as a "runner" for various track teams before enlisting in the Mafia Reserve in 1986. He worked his way up until by 1992, he was the Mafia's number one jaywalker. He turned states evidence in 1997 to avoid sentencing on an unpaid parking ticket, and began "naming names" of persons who were listed in local telephone directories.
Congratulations to Moro on being selected for this prestigious government program, and best of luck.