RESTAURANT MUST CHANGE NAME

A popular restaurant has been ordered  to remove signs and change their name after citizen's complaints were filed with the Texas Department of Small Business Harassment.
The Fu King Chinese Restaurant, located in Algoa, will be renamed "The Bung Hole" and converted to a Cajun Tavern. The owner, Chaing DaNaim, was unhappy with the state's ruling. He told reporters "This shit no dam good. My name have meaning in Chinese language. No good these bastards make name change ass holes are all of they".

The Chinese meaning of the name "Fu King" describes a ritual mating activity that has been practiced by the Chinese for centuries.