SHRIMPERS FIND CAJUN SKULL IN BAY

A skull believed to be human that was found in Galveston Bay by shrimpers last month has been tentatively identified as being Cajun instead. Forensic Proctologist Harry Guber of Texas A&M told GatorPress that Cajun artifacts have often been mistaken for human in the past. Guber believes that there may be an evolutionary link between humans (Homo Sapien) and the more "advanced" Cajuns (Gumbo Sapien). A study funded by Pennzoil Corp. last year found remarkable similarities in the mating rituals of both species.