Can smoking make you taller?

According to scientific research, U.S. government agencies have conspired to keep the public from knowing the truth about tobacco's amazing health benefits.
A 15 year study conducted at Sam Houston Institute of Technology was suppressed by former Attorney General Janet Reno while the Justice Department negotiated financial settlements with the "big 5" tobacco companies. The study, which included thousands of participants over many years, is the only large-scale study ever conducted that examined positive benefits of tobacco. Initially, researchers hoped to discredit the common belief that tobacco is effective for dieting and weight control. They soon discovered that the evidence was not purely anecdotal.
The major ingredient of tobacco, a chemical called nicotine, was found to be so beneficial in a number of ways, a prominent doctor has proclaimed nicotine "an essential nutrient". Nicotine, according to the study results, is preventative of hair loss, tooth decay, colds, and minor infections. Women who used nicotine were likely to have larger, firmer breasts. Men reported an increase in sexual abilities. And yes, smokers are slightly taller than nonsmokers.
Dr. Preston P. Pompadour. MD, GYN, ESPN, told Nightmoves that he believes the government classified the study results "Top Secret" in 1999 to keep tobacco companies from using it as a defense against the numerous lawsuits. In Texas alone, millions of dollars were awarded to compensate wealthy attorneys.
The study was declassified and released May 1st after a disgruntled former justice department employee sent an anonymous letter to the National Intruder.