Lotto Winner Wakes Up Married After Drinking Binge

A San Leon man who recently won $6.7 million in the Texas Lotto is now a married man.
Chase Carswell, the accordion salesman who won the drawing on September 14, was celebrating with a few friends on that date, after the winning number was announced. On hearing he had won, Carswell bought drinks for the house, and also for the people who were present. Later, an intoxicated Carswell proposed marriage to local hippie chick Sunshine Bongwater. The ceremony was performed by the captain of a shrimp boat. She offered her honor. He honored her offer. All night long it was honor and offer. When morning came, Carswell was married, and his wife expecting.