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Saddam Hussein was an asshole. He murdered people before breakfast every day. But he was also what historians call a "strongman". He kept everybody in line and didn't put up with any bullshit from the Shiites, Sunnis, or any other religious fanatics. Under Saddam, Iraq was a relatively peaceful place. Women did okay, since there were no raving mullahs making them cover up their faces and stay home cooking.
Now we have a big problem in Iraq. Civil disturbances threaten to destroy what little they have left. They need someone ruthless and diabolical to take charge. Since Dick Cheney is not available, I think it's time to resuscitate the flagging career of our old friend, Saddam Hussein.
Think about it - it would be the comeback of the century. Saddam rides into central Baghdad in a Mike Dukakis Tank, where CNN and FOX shoot the astounding footage of his statue being pulled back into place.
Within hours, his henchmen have rounded up all of the militia leaders and tinhorn terrorists and put them in Abu Gharib prison. Saddam will then use torture methods that would make Rumsfeld blush. He won't have any sissy journalists giving him any shit about it either. "Fuck 'em" he'll say, in Farsi.
Meanwhile, Iran will pull in their horns and stop fucking around in Iraq. They once fought a terrible war against Saddam, and they know he's nobody they need to be fucking with. They're scared of him - he killed a half million of them.
With Afghanistan occupied and Iraq safely back in its' "axis of evil" modus operandi, the Al Qaeda operation will become homeless and unemployed. They'll move back to Somalia, or to some little fucknut joint like Liechtenstein or Vancouver.
I realize it's going to take a lot of explaining to the American people and to the world. I think the graceful way would be to simply apologize to Saddam, explain that we were wrong about the whole "weapons of mass destruction" thing, and ask him to please pardon our faux pas. Then hand him the keys and slide out the side door. Let him deal with it.
It sounds like a crazy idea, but it's better than anything the politicians have come up with.